“mousou
enikki” – Illustrated
diary of deceptions
BANDOMAN
hajimete kara
Since
I started to be a BANDMAN
boku
wa sukkari ninkimono
I'm
a very popular person
mainichi
HAPPI kibunda
I
feel happy everyday
kyoumo
IPAI enikki ni egakou
So
today, I will draw about this in an illustrated diary.
boku
no FAN no TWITTER no PUROFU
My
fan profile on Twitter
boku
janai men ni kawatteta
became
a guy that isn't me
[not
sure if he is talking about fake profiles or that he is acting
weirdly on his TT profile, I think is the first option]
boku
no gazou dato hazukashikute
I'm
in shame 'cause is my image on there,
gamen
mirenai kara ne tereyasan ♥
so,
don't look to the screen, I'm a shy-person-san ♥
MC
suru to soushiku MUUDO
MC
of funeral mood
MC
suru to soushiku MUUDO
MC
of funeral mood
[here's
something like "if you look to my pic, I'll be shamed and this
make my mood down"]
itsumo
chanto hanashi wo kiite
Always
listen to my histories attentively
kurete
doumo arigatou ☆
I'll
be very grateful ☆
boku
no cheki wo hiita BANGYA ga
Some
bangyas pulled some Polaroids of me
me
no mae de koukanshiteita
and
was exchanging in front of my eyes!
ureshii!
boku wo hiromete kuretanda ne
SO
COOL! They are supporting me!
SANKYUU
desu ☆
(kira☆
)
Thank
you desu! ☆ (hate it☆)
boku
no koto wo shinu made ouen suru toitte kureta
I
told her to support me until the day of my death
ano
ko saikin minai kedo shinda no kana
I
have not seen that child anymore, I wonder if she died
[LOL]
RAIBU
chuu jimen ni suwatte SUMAHO wo ijiteru BANGYA
sitting
on the floor the bangya uses her smartphone during my show
boku
no BANDO no koto shirabete kureterunda ne benkyou nesshin ♥
Certainly
she is investigating things about my band, she study so hard ♥
BIRA
kubari no kaeri no michi ni
In
the way back home she spread fliers,
boku
no BANDO no BIRA ga ochiteita
the
fliers of my band that had fall down
sokka
michi ni mayowanai youni mejirushi oite arunda ne
To
not get lost, she uses [the fliers] to mark her way home
taiban
no hito ga boku to no shashin wo TSUITA ni akete kurenai
People
on battle of bands took pics with me, and had not posted on twitter
boku
no FAN ga mitara shito de
my
fans would be jealous if they saw it
kimi
ga uramareru kara (KILLER)
and
then you would be cursed (killed)
boku
no mae ni wa BANGYA ga inakute ushiro no hou katamatteru
there's
no bangyas in front of me, they are huddled with their backs to me
“wakaruyo,
datte eiga mi ushiro no hou ga miyasuimon ne?”
"I
see! stand with your back to the movie makes it easy to watch,
right?"
[OMG
LOL]
ashita
kara wa tou mei han
From
tomorrow I will travel on Japan.
tou
mei han ¹
TOU
MEI HAN
LIVE?
Iya iya tada no TORAIBU
Live?
meeh, it's just a travel
LIVE?
Iya iya tada no TORAIBU riyokou!!!
Live?
meeh, it's just a driving travel!
tegami
ni soetekureta denwa bangou ni kakenaoshitara
If
I call the phone number that she gave me in a note
kikioboe
ga zenzen nai OSSAN no koe
datta
I
listen nothing but an old man voice
anata
wa SHAIna hito dakara ITAZURA shitanda ne
Is
this a joke 'cause you are shy
boku
to OSSAN
no himitsu no kankei ♥?
or
maybe there's any secret relationship between me and this old man♥?
OIOI
sonna nu mitsumeruna yo
Hey
don't look at me too much!
mawari
ni kizukarechaudaro
I
don't want to be recognized
tada
ima zenkaichuu
nanda yo
Well,
now we are in the right beat!
boku
no ZUBON no CHAKU ☆
In
my pants zipper☆
[it
was open LOL]
boku
no utagoe tenshi no utagoe
My
voice, an angel voice
saikou
no uta no utaunda
I'll
sing the best song
kyoumo
hitori KARAOKE de
alone
in the karaoke tonight
Translator
notes:
¹
TOU
MEI HAN = 東 名 阪
東京都 ; 名古屋 ; 大阪市
Tóquio
; Nagoya ; Osaka